he most comonly found evidence of a Sock Monster visitation is wood warts. These nasty knotted fungaloids grow on any wooden surface a Sock Monster comes in contact with and have been known to grow to a staggering six inches in diameter. Wood warts can spread to other wooden surfaces and will continue to grow; requiring regular planing and sanding to keep them in check.

aught on video, a frightening sock monster encounter. Watch it here...