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# Dean Murray

Illustration & Stuff

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://www.deanmurray.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Posts

- [Old Ceramics](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/old-ceramic-work.html) - Some very old Bath ceramic work.
- [Logo & Character Design](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/character-design-for-food-production.html) - Snack Jockey Foods is a Sussex based food company producing scrumptiously hot chilli sauces and unusual peanut butters. These characters were designed to adorn Snack Jockey Foods jars. Tasty!
- [National Naked Illustrator Day](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/national-naked-illustrator-day.html) - Expecting all illustrators around the world to be at work, on time and naked.
- [Pathetic Pilots](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/pathetic-pilots.html) - A small set of latex pilots for use in radio control model aircraft. Made for my father many many years ago. Wilf Josh Desmond
- [Party Monster](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/party-monster.html) - A plasticine stop motion animation character and the original vector illustration he originates from.
- [Happy Swine Flu Virus](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/happy-swine-flu-virus-cartoon-illustration.html) - Illustration of a happy Swine Flu virus spore looking for its next victim.
- [Website Logo Illustration](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/website-logo-illustration-design.html) - I was asked to design a logo for the website UrlTick.com and this is what I came up with.
- [Zombie Time](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/zombie-cartoon-illusration.html) - A rather morose looking zombie cartoon character illustration. What’s he looking so grumpy about? Oh, I get it.
- [Startled Grandma](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/startled-grandma-illustration.html) - Cartoon illustration of a rather voluptuous old lady. Could be your auntie or your grandma.
- [Simple Walk Cycle Animation](https://www.deanmurray.com/animation/simple-walk-cycle-animation.html) - A very simple traditional cell animated walk cycle produced at film school in 1992.
- [26 Book Illustrations](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/26-book-illustrations.html) - An illustration for each letter of the alphabet for Vitoria Pynchon's book "A is for Asshole: The Grownups' ABCs of Conflict Resolution" : Amazon.com
- [British Bulldog Cartoon Character](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/british-bulldog-cartoon-character.html) - A bemused looking pet pitbull illustration.
- [Smelly Man With Friends](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/smelly-man-with-fly-friends.html) - A smelly man attracting some unwanted attention from the local fly mafia.
- [Crazy Santa](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/crazy-santa-cartoon-illustration.html) - When there is no more room in hell, Santa shall walk the earth.
- [Dead Snowman Infidel](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/dead-snowman-infidel.html) - Death to the disbelieving snowman.
- [Huge Green Arse](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/huge-green-arse.html) - If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a pretty much no surprise... Unless you look up of course. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!
- [Bullshit](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/talking-bullshit-comic.html)
- [Splat That Mother F**ker](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/splat-that-mother-fker.html) - Green splattered bug type monster thing. Clean that mess up!
- [Soup](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/soup.html)
- [Bottomless Pit](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/bottomless-pit.html)
- [Blinding Rain](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/blinding-rain.html)
- [Bum Face](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/bottom-face-cartoon-character.html) - A man with a bottom for a face. Perhaps this is what happens to you when you talk a load of crap.
- [The Sock Monsters](https://www.deanmurray.com/animation/sock-monsters.html) - Ever in search of sock salt, their staple diet, the sock monsters prowl the night, hunting out smelly socks in the bedrooms of smelly children and teenagers. The most evidence of a sock monster visit are wood warts. These nasty knotted fungaloids grow on any wooden surface a sock monster touches. If you're unlucky enough
- [Happy To Be Green Monster Cushion](https://www.deanmurray.com/stuff-for-sale/happy-to-be-green-monster-cushion.html) - A cushion for all green occasions and spaces requiring a little more green. $20 Buy one here
- [Social Networking Gossip](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/social-networking-gossip-illustration.html) - A bunch of people messaging and social networking sticking out of what could be an iPhone smartphone.
- [Farting Woman In The Sky Illustration](https://www.deanmurray.com/royalty-free-illustrations/farting-woman-cartoon-illustration.html) - Illustration of a worried looking woman propelled through the air by her own farts. I told her to lay off the beans, but would she listen?
- [Identity Crisis Flash Game Thing](https://www.deanmurray.com/animation/identity-crisis-flash-game.html) - This game type thing was made yonks ago, which is probably why it's bit rough around the edges, like me. So, while Flash was murdered and it's body dumped in a ditch years ago, we can now resurrect it a little bit with things like this...
- [Instructional Animation](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/instructional-animation.html) - Damp course animation for Seahaven Chemicals.
- [John Penny & Sons Calendar](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/john-penny-calendar.html) - 12 cartoon images produced for John Penny & Sons, a West Yorkshire based farmers and wholesale butchers.
- [Animals Everywhere!](https://www.deanmurray.com/client-work/animals-everywhere.html) - Many a pig and chicken drawn for my client; Iface.
- [Say Cheese!](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/say-cheese.html) - Smile for the camera... if you can
- [Feeling a little... Paranoid](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/feeling-a-little-paranoid.html) - "Somebody is watching you... very closely"
- [Granny Knows Best](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/granny-knows-best.html) - Why do you ask when you doubt everyone else?
- [Just Chillin](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/just-chillin.html) - Chillin with my chicken
- [Oink...](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/oink.html) - I just wanna be your oinky buddy
- [Something Fishy](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/something-fishy.html) - I can smell something fishy too... can you?
- [Plucky](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/plucky.html) - Plucky? No plucky thank you, I like my feathers.
- [Polly Want A Spanner](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/polly-want-a-spanner.html) - A robot parrot... no, really.
- [Purrrfect](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/purrrfect.html) - A purrrfect time for a catnap.
- [Walkies?](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/walkies.html) - Let me grab the poop bags...
- [Cheer Up Charlie](https://www.deanmurray.com/scrap-book/cheer-up-charlie.html) - You grumpy so and so.

## Pages

- [Blog](https://www.deanmurray.com/blog)
- [Archive](https://www.deanmurray.com/archive)
- [About Me](https://www.deanmurray.com/about-me) - You again? Oh well, might as well put the kettle on! After completing my collegy film schooly adventures in Leeds, I bid farewell to Yorkshire in 1994. Since then, I've played a lively game of hopscotch across the UK, living in Bristol, Exeter, Bristol again (couldn't get enough of it), Somerset (Coleford), and London, working
- [Contact Me](https://www.deanmurray.com/contact-me) - Oh no! Not you again. Oh well, you might as well send me a message since you're here.

## Categories

- [Client Work](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/client-work)
- [Royalty Free Illustrations](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations)
- [Animation](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/animation)
- [Scrap Book](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/scrap-book)
- [Stuff For Sale](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/stuff-for-sale)
- [Animals](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/animals)
- [People](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/people)
- [Technology](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/technology)
- [Medical](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/medical)
- [Christmas](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/christmas)
- [Insects](https://www.deanmurray.com/category/royalty-free-illustrations/insects)

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